The U.S. media is shit, which is why you have to listen to others like BBC, Al Jazeera, and smaller sources like blogs. The Daily Show is more trusted than our news channels, and it should be because you are more likely to get the truth. The worst crime isn’t even the lack of information to the public, it’s the fact that reporters have the job of holding government accountable–and they’re steered away from that task, by the huge conglomerates that control our news now. This complicity is as much to blame for the rampant corruption in Washington as the corporate money in politics.

You can get news on the internet, but it doesn’t have the clout of the major news outlets that once helped keep our politicians accountable (particularly the old newspapers). Things like online petitions can help–companies and governments recognize the fact now that real people are signing these–and they have to throw the public a bone once and a while. But still it isn’t the same.

Bowling Team Name Suggestions

I googled bowling team name suggestions, and found similar lists all over the interwebs. I decided to make my own list. I’m in a duckpin league, so there are a couple duck references on this list. A lot of these are just generic team name ideas, not necessarily bowling. :0)

Alien Ninja Pirates

Always Cheat

Average Joes


Blind Alley

Boom Goes the Dynamite

Bowling For Quatloos

Bowl You Over

Bumper Bowlers

Chop Chop

Cold Turkey

Couch Potatoes


Ducks in a Row

Evil Penguins

Field Goal

Foul Line Follies

Glory to the Hypnotoad

Good Times Roll


I’ll Roshambo You For It

If the Pins are Rockin

Jerk Store

Missed It by That Much

Moment of Zen

Moon over Parma

Mostly Harmless

My Side Your Side

Never Strikes Twice

Never Tell Me The Odds

No Crying in Duckpin

Old and Bitter

Ooow Shiny!

Operation Fuzzy Dice

Pinned Down


Quacks Like a Duck

Red Shirts



Right Up Your Alley

Running on Fumes

Runs with Scissors

Seven Deadly Dwarves

Sewer Mutants

Small Potatoes

Split Infinitive

Stop, Drop and Bowl

Strike a Pose

Strike Zone

Stuff and Nonsense

Talk Turkey

Team to be Named Later

The 300

The Usual Suspects

Three Strikes

Turkey Shoot

Use the Force

Watch This!

Worst Team Name Ever


Another idea, use a name inspired by your league night, like Friday Night Lights, or A Case of the Mondays. If you bowl on Wednesday and your team is bad, you could call your team Full of Woe. Or you could use your number of players in your team name, like Four Sheets to the Wind. Take inspiration from your personalities, or your favorite movie title. Whatever floats your boat!

Something bugs me about online petitions..

There was a time, when online petitions were ignored. People thought the names were fake. Corporations and politicians paid no attention.

Today, as more people worldwide join online culture, their voices are being heard. Online petitions are one tool to apply pressure to governments and industries, and help spread awareness about countless issues. I’ve seen a video of my own senator using a stack of online signatures, to help argue a point on the Senate floor. People in power know that ignoring public outcry can lead to protests, boycotts, strikes, being voted out of office, criminal charges, and in rare cases, even revolution.

But there is one antiquated convention, required by almost every online petition I’ve ever signed–a title. You must select Mr, Ms, Mrs, Miss, or Dr from a list, or your signature will not be submitted.

Why do many online petitions require a title? I don’t think it should even be on the form, let alone required. Is a doctor’s opinion more important than mine? But, mostly, I assume they do it as an acceptable way to ask for your gender.

If put “Ms.” I feel like I’m saying, “Hey, Republicans, don’t pay any attention because I will never vote for you anyway!” So that leaves me with the option of “Miss” or “Mrs.” They’re pushing me to tell my marital status, as well. I don’t like this little game with titles, forcing me to cough up information men don’t have to include. I sign a lot of online petitions, and this bothers me every time.

You may be thinking, “No one reads it, anyway.” But that field doesn’t have to be required, it doesn’t even have to be on the form. They must be running demographics on it, otherwise it wouldn’t be there.

I wish they would quit trying to slip this misogynistic practice under the radar. If you’re going to ask, just include check boxes for gender and marital status, for everyone. Don’t require me to include a title.

In the year 2525 by Zager & Evans

This song is nostalgic for me.. When I was like 8 years old, my mom let me play the old 45s one of my older brother’s hadn’t taken when he moved out. (He used to buy them for almost nothing, when the malt shop and drug store downtown took them off the jukebox.) Those records were never put away again, me and my friends listened to some of them over and over. We listened to the Beatles, Big Bopper, Beach Boys, there was a Connie Francis record that had belonged to my sister, etc, but also this rather unique song, which must have been one of the last added to the pile (it’s from 1969). When one of my other brothers was in high school, he took it into school once. The marching band was playing the song, and most of the band had never heard it, so he was helping out the band director who wanted to give the kids a better idea what they were playing. The record never came home again, lol. That was before the days of digital music and all that, I thought I might never hear it again. Of course I didn’t have to worry. It must have made an impression on me, because I remember all that. But I don’t think I like the words. It sounds like technology is the villain. But science and technology are tools, and like most tools, they can be used for good or evil. They might kill us, but they might save us.